For your dirty minded friend !!

Bikini Remote
Item No: 20027
Price: $11.97

With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, “57 channels & nothing on!” Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You’ll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made. Requires 2 “AA” batteries (not included). 5.5″ x 4.5″.

Original Price: $16.97

It may look like it lacks some buttons but Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls.

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